Untitled: With Bryan and Craig

Suspending Suspenders & The New York Sea Snakes

The one where the lads discuss time travel slides, going for a swim, time travel slides, New York Sea Snakes, getting stuck in a children's slide and more.
Warning: Light discussion of suicide. There's always help available. https://988lifeline.org/ 

The Battle for Balance

The one where the lads discuss birthdays, the fair, terrible names, rabbits with Cthulu growths, bringing your office to Starbucks, and actual crocodile shoes.

Defend your Otter or, Otter Among Thieves

The one where the lads discuss the ethical complexities of human breast milk farms, awful WNBA trends, a slap fighting video game, foreskins being a human right, forgetting you vial of ketamine, and whatever the heck Grimace is.

The Pollution Solution: A raccoon Navy...WITH swords!

The one where the lads discuss solving the pollution problem, supporting the Waltons, A full-on Brawl in Chuck E. Cheese, chicken 'n' waffles pizza, a f***ed up little man, and whether or not golf is a sport (it isn't)

The tragedy of Charles Entertainment Cheese

The one where the lads discuss Italian Festivals, being afraid of your own recording, teddy bears with "human skin," scummy capitalism, Chuck E. Cheese getting arrested, No More Heroes, didgeridudes, and the Saturday Morning Recording. 

The Hunt for the Green Pigeon

The one where the lads talk about visiting friends, taking an annuity over a lump sum if you win the lottery, sports, a mistaken call to rescue a body, finding a green pigeon in the UK and "Shark Side of the Moon."

Squirrel Impact

The one where the lads talk about festivals, naked bowling, squirrels surviving terminal impact, and a new religion of chaos/order Muppets. 

Only Criminals Peel Chicken Nuggets

The one where the lads talk about going to minor league baseball, My Neighbor Totoro, Craig recounts a terrifying moment, peeled chicken nuggets, biting a snake in a fit of hubris, and mint chocolate broccoli pineapple pizza. 

Slo-Mo, the Motion Picture or, The lowspeed chase of Cocodrillo

The one where the lads talk about wooly on wek, Italian Spider-Man, a very slow police chase, a family dastardly evil dentists, and pitch possibly the greatest Hallmark Movie of all time. 

CRACKYBARA!! The chase of your life; the immaculate reception of Greg

The one where the lads talk about Craig's 25th anniversary, the Greg Door, Immaculate Reception, Japanese Spider Man, Capybara escape, a very low speed water escape, and a trip to New York Citay.