Untitled: With Bryan and Craig

Potential Alleged Notorious Cocaine Fiends: The Lost Princess of Eeriantis

The one where the lads talk about the clickety-clack club, misery sponges, the spelling of Greg & Craig, getting pop culture references & living a life devoid of such, dog watching, going to a football game every 6 weeks, stubbing your toe, how to keep the Bills winning, a poodle doodle mix, missing out on good dog time, the dog renewal, the gateway drug sports, the concept of a mystery cow, horse cobblers, how nuclear isotopes work, a cat surviving on the roof of a car, cryptid corner with Bessie, notorious cocaine fiends, a mystery cow riding on the roof of a car, the power of Bessie and exploring the long lost underwater city of Eeriantis.

Bryan und Craigs Geburtstagsspektakel

The one where the lads talk about the lore of the show, which contains but is not limited whether or not Michigan is a real place, an airport conspiracy, all the cross-genre shows, the French language isn't real, Golf isn't a sport, the official animal of the show, impersonating each other, cute animals, the impetus behind the goose warning, the heroes of the show, the lost episodes, talk about the tenses of "smite," ridiculous anime titles, names we'll never forget, that's so wizard, our Tubi sitcom, Tubi greenlighting any and all ideas, our favorite episodes and being the king of Niagara Falls.

Cthulu Loves You, a Romance of Madness

The one where the lads talk about Cthulu, the sadness of Buffalo Wild Wings, Goose-Cthulu, getting into a special bar, Amazon Smart Speaker failing Taylor Swift, the regalia of the King of Niagara Falls, the power of doot-doo-doots, catching goats, squirrels terrorizing people, epic video game moms, the name of Bryan's children, Midori Days, a correction is made, pokemon puns, the Kentucky Bend, a romance between a man a donkey and a squirrel which are the man's hands, and finaly a squirrel and goat rancher who strikes up a romance with Cthulu which becomes a man's hand.

Where some find humor, others find suffering riding ratback

The one where the lads recount and discuss their shenanigans at the Bills Vs. Saints Game, word appraisers, discuss tax situations, the cultural significance of zubaz, "the ceremony," Craig's Wing Journey, the King of Niagara Falls makes his debut, 19 millions gallons of ice cream, the power of the Buffalo force, riding on the Maid of the Mist, the glory of Wegmans Bills team store, watching Hausu, a world record human burn while pulling a car, the controversy of stone skipping championships, Craig being part of the new Japanese names, putting cowboy hats on pigeons, the great pigeon conspiracy, zubaz cows, a very terrible anime, a western in New York City with only pigeons, and skipping pigeons like stones across a lake.

Face Down in Dumpster Water or We need more Max Rebo and the Jizz Wailers

The one where the lads talk about being a font of terrible ideas for Tubi executives, jumping into Hollywood, remember "Home Movies," discuss true art, going to trivia, not starting bar fights, discuss the power of the Bills, taking out a 30 year mortgage at 94, "The Empire Strips Back," the art of jizz wailing, more weird names, mysterious ding-dong ditchers, what kind of animal a slug is, revive the etymologist/entomologist debate, squirrel painting, "dude behavior," what kind of animal a raccoon is, Craig professes his love for South American animals, finding raccoons face down in dumpster water, the opossum lady, whether or not Craig knows the difference between a squirrel and a raccoon, whether or not the government is using varmints to spy on people, "rad" flags, and finding love for a cash prize. (Keep listening after the credits on this one)

Proceed with Caution: Toilets Aren't for Cuddling

The one where the lads talk about the Best chicken and waffles, re doing dryer venting, diabeetus, quarter horse children, geese riding goats into battle, getting hit on a bike and rude finger gestures ensue, eating Bigfoot meat, en vogue cannibalism, the birth place of Abe Lincoln, the Golden Girls Spin off, the French Matrix, the show curse, writing checks, a hiker dressed as an ice cream cone, taking selfies with your hijacker, getting hit with too ripe tomatoes, Golden Boy, toilet mech suits, Tubi films, a true Golden Girls sequel, French doesn't exist (like Michigan) and the true birth place of Abe Lincoln.

Poop 'em if you got 'em

The one where the lads discuss Excel Saga, orange sharks, being stymied in the attempt to go to trivia, rescuing geese, the technology of eye dilation, and really good Kermit impressions. 

Suspending Suspenders & The New York Sea Snakes

The one where the lads discuss time travel slides, going for a swim, time travel slides, New York Sea Snakes, getting stuck in a children's slide and more.
Warning: Light discussion of suicide. There's always help available. https://988lifeline.org/ 

The Battle for Balance

The one where the lads discuss birthdays, the fair, terrible names, rabbits with Cthulu growths, bringing your office to Starbucks, and actual crocodile shoes.

Defend your Otter or, Otter Among Thieves

The one where the lads discuss the ethical complexities of human breast milk farms, awful WNBA trends, a slap fighting video game, foreskins being a human right, forgetting you vial of ketamine, and whatever the heck Grimace is.