Untitled: With Bryan and Craig

Ask your doctor if Ozompic is right for you

The one where the lads talk about doing adult life things, stray cats, the video game modding community, cursed fan art, the state of the NHL, high school plays of dystopian novels, a 9/11 stage play, the college dorm life, choosing superpowers, a big game hunter being trampled to death, a nudist/nature festival mix-up, a Florida woman story, the dangers of buying an used electric wheelchair, creating the shapes of penises with flight patterns, the film "Special Dead," the pitch for "Zombie Planet," the new drug "Ozompic," and how to put on a nature festival.

Can You Spot the Eldritch Horror? OR, The Adventures of Bobby Penisfingers

The one where the lads talk about being foiled by a breakfast burrito, picking a fight with the Pope, a helpful delivery order, taking care of house chores and stray cats, being a suburban action hero, RFK Jr.'s biography, the sad fate of Larry the educational lobster, making silly sounds as a pilot, a new trend in Zanzibar, the movie "Zardoz," the adventures of Bobby Penisfingers, and the horrifying truth of Larry the Lobster.   Disclaimer: Lots of talk about penises in this one. Sorry, but it's funny.

Loosening the Snake Hole

The one where the lads talk about the persecution of people named "Craig," a skit with Ray Sisem, petting stray cats for the first time, ranking the Nobel Peace Prizes, cannibalism in golf, a gift card surprise, beer math, another car breakdown, playing the mouth trumpet/beard horn, biological anomalies, swimming in potholes, entertaining guests with pipe bombs, the forbidden superhero Hentai Kamen, the story of JoAnne and her children, and a mysterious sinkhole full of snakes.

Full Steam Ahead into the Albatross Orifice, or Socially Responsible Cannibalism

The one where the lads talk about grocery shopping, catching a gigantic raccoon, the word "orifice," the film "Naked Lunch," an AI survey, coming in 2nd place during trivia, a feather duster replacing the mother of an orphaned chick, a Nepalese fraud ring, the film "Existenz," socially responsible cannibalism, seagull snatching deterrents, "The Dark Place," the life of an eye child and bird math, and Sally with the power of bird. 
 
*For some reason the audio isn't great this time around, but you can still understand what's going on

Dexterous Nubbins

The one where the lads talk about watching AAA baseball, photography, Donald Trump as a vaudeville villain, WWII American war strategy, a trip to New Mexico, the superiority of green chile, car breakdowns, the circus performer named "The Baron," dangerously deranged stalkers, a quadruple amputee accused of murder, the indie classic "Tub," the highest expression of love, and becoming the Great Nippleini.
 
NOTE: We're sorry this episode could be found to be offensive, we discuss a possible murder with a person who is a quadruple amputee, and we don't know the proper terminology; as well as certain kinks a person could have. 

Capybrussians and Butter Boy

The one where the lads talk about competitive basketball games, seasonal ice cream shops, whether or not one is a cringe parent or a cool parent, getting back into old hobbies, cute aggression with cats,  biting your cheek,  a capybara escape in England, a demographic crisis in Russia,  being unethical for a required ethics class,  churning and burning,  the manga "Salman," creating a boy made of butter, and CapbyRussians.  No cats were harmed in this episodeThere are excessive discussions of ejaculation; you've been warned

Fatal Dance Fever & The Natural Blue

The one where the lads talk about comparing bladder sizes, buying new Gameboy Advance games, funding things on Kickstarter and getting them 6 years later, slowing down on buying furniture, a hatred of throw pillows, driving straight through Ohio, boy kibble, recalling Gen Z, the perfect crypto crime, what to do when your skin turns blue, cheating at a camel pageant, the dancing plague of yore, the adventures of Racquel the plain camel, and a story of a woman stealing crypto.

EL EPISODIO SÚPER ESPECIAL

The first special episode! I wonder what it could be?

Like a Flamingo in a Meat Shower

The one where the lads talk about getting new furniture, lament about only Gen 1 Pokémon in PoGo, trying new protein bars, Americans having too much protein, what to do with old furniture, hanging out with your coworkers, the rhino from Ace Ventura 2 available for purchase, setting a Guinness world record for the most amount of teeth, calling a government line and NOT getting Spanish, trying to steal a flamingo, the Kentucky Meat Shower, an art house film with anthropomorphic animals, and a wild Vegas Adventure. 

Ninja Swedish Chef's Abject Defeat of Muppet Hitler

The one where the lads talk about new drugs, Pokémon Day, training your cats, bidoof's special power, late-night leg cramps, winning Trivia again, seeing Christopher Titus, a Florida man destroying a Chinese Restaurant with a shovel for reasons, faking transforming into a snake to escape an arranged marriage, a bizarre ending to a soccer match, the epic film "Kung Fury," a theory about ninjas, a poorly animated film about a time traveling seagull that has angered God, and the Swedish Chef is actually a ninja.