Untitled: With Bryan and Craig

Two friends creating movie pitches using an overly complicated, strict and arbitrary system that they created out of thin air.

Episodes

Catman Do!

3 hours ago

3 hours ago

51 min

The one where the lads talk about creating an aura, looking at retro games, gooner figures, AI algorithms, the art of street brawling, the missing magician found dead, a man who kills someone and then dies, a man who is tying up bike bandits, a man recording himself spraying random people, chain smoking cats, the ballad of CatMan Do, and things happening around a cat named Mipha.

Jul 19, 2026

1hr 33 sec

The one where the lads talk about what kind of Voltron they would be, show and tell, watching anime about smoking, an update on the crunchy gummy bear, World Cup fever, politicians fighting, the politicization of everything, a weird police report, a banana being pulled over, a performance interrupted, an illusionist disappears, hiding your drugs in a bag that says "definitely not drugs," the Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, an alien adventure, and Grimace going out for a drive.

Jul 12, 2026

1hr 9 min

The one where the lads talk about sports, witnessing a cursed Dairy Queen order, "pilk," the orientation of a hot dog if it had legs, a human breast milk dystopia, crunchy gummy bears, the worst bike ride this year, Sleipnir, suing your insurance provider for flood damage for your ark, robbing a lemonade stand, an unruly kid at the reptile house, a game of ding-dong ditch escalates into a kidnapping, the Duchess of Busty Mounds, the story of Chad and the anime balrog, and a dystopian film about breast milk farms.  

Robots and Stuff

Jul 5, 2026

Jul 5, 2026

1hr 25 min

The one where the lads talk about being renewed for season 3, going to the Netherlands and Iceland, going to Chicago for Go Fest, David Rush's latest accomplishments, a guy who doesn't pay attention to road signs, the election in Bayville on Long Island, the film "Robotrix," a story about Marianne being a robot who owns a chocolate and cheese joint, the magic of Sylph-laway, and of course robot stuff.

Jun 21, 2026

1hr 49 sec

The one where the lads talk about Werner Herzog, spending time in Rochester & going to the Strong Museum of Play, hockey, Craig's first trip to Buc-ee's, epic gay Indian weddings, what we collect, a bizarre glitch with Waymo cars, accidentally eating dirt, Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead, High School of the Dead, zombie Waymo cars, and the quest to reach the holy city of Buc-ee. 

Jun 1, 2026

57 min

The one where the lads talk about the weather, bismirch a musical artist for profiting off of 9/11, kamikaze dolphins, exploding squirrel grenade, getting got by AI, trolling elected leaders, Craig's celebrity face blindness, bringing back even more obscure MCU characters, getting someone to drive with their lights on, the everything bowl, the zoo in Armenia has all of its zebras, getting shot by a dog, the ballad of Carl Arps, 80s horror comedy Brain Damage, Dr. Butts the ham doctor, and a special zoo in Armenia with too many zebras.

Baja Blastin'

May 28, 2026

May 28, 2026

56 min

The one where the lads talk about visiting family, getting cats spayed, playoff hockey, the morality of sentient toilets, the red/blue button debate, how NOT to steal money from Chik-fil-A, how to dispose of a sex doll the wrong way, getting Baja Blasted, the film "Basket Case," Leroy getting life advice, and Cletus who works at the ball busting factory. 
 
Warning: There is a lot of talk about sentient toilets and poop humor in this episode.

May 17, 2026

56 min

The one where the lads talk about doing adult life things, stray cats, the video game modding community, cursed fan art, the state of the NHL, high school plays of dystopian novels, a 9/11 stage play, the college dorm life, choosing superpowers, a big game hunter being trampled to death, a nudist/nature festival mix-up, a Florida woman story, the dangers of buying an used electric wheelchair, creating the shapes of penises with flight patterns, the film "Special Dead," the pitch for "Zombie Planet," the new drug "Ozompic," and how to put on a nature festival.

May 11, 2026

1hr 10 min

The one where the lads talk about being foiled by a breakfast burrito, picking a fight with the Pope, a helpful delivery order, taking care of house chores and stray cats, being a suburban action hero, RFK Jr.'s biography, the sad fate of Larry the educational lobster, making silly sounds as a pilot, a new trend in Zanzibar, the movie "Zardoz," the adventures of Bobby Penisfingers, and the horrifying truth of Larry the Lobster.   Disclaimer: Lots of talk about penises in this one. Sorry, but it's funny.

May 3, 2026

53 min

The one where the lads talk about the persecution of people named "Craig," a skit with Ray Sisem, petting stray cats for the first time, ranking the Nobel Peace Prizes, cannibalism in golf, a gift card surprise, beer math, another car breakdown, playing the mouth trumpet/beard horn, biological anomalies, swimming in potholes, entertaining guests with pipe bombs, the forbidden superhero Hentai Kamen, the story of JoAnne and her children, and a mysterious sinkhole full of snakes.

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