Untitled: With Bryan and Craig

The one where the lads talk about grocery shopping, catching a gigantic raccoon, the word "orifice," the film "Naked Lunch," an AI survey, coming in 2nd place during trivia, a feather duster replacing the mother of an orphaned chick, a Nepalese fraud ring, the film "Existenz," socially responsible cannibalism, seagull snatching deterrents, "The Dark Place," the life of an eye child and bird math, and Sally with the power of bird. 
 
*For some reason the audio isn't great this time around, but you can still understand what's going on

The one where the lads talk about watching AAA baseball, photography, Donald Trump as a vaudeville villain, WWII American war strategy, a trip to New Mexico, the superiority of green chile, car breakdowns, the circus performer named "The Baron," dangerously deranged stalkers, a quadruple amputee accused of murder, the indie classic "Tub," the highest expression of love, and becoming the Great Nippleini.
 
NOTE: We're sorry this episode could be found to be offensive, we discuss a possible murder with a person who is a quadruple amputee, and we don't know the proper terminology; as well as certain kinks a person could have. 

The one where the lads talk about competitive basketball games, seasonal ice cream shops, whether or not one is a cringe parent or a cool parent, getting back into old hobbies, cute aggression with cats,  biting your cheek,  a capybara escape in England, a demographic crisis in Russia,  being unethical for a required ethics class,  churning and burning,  the manga "Salman," creating a boy made of butter, and CapbyRussians.  No cats were harmed in this episodeThere are excessive discussions of ejaculation; you've been warned

The one where the lads talk about comparing bladder sizes, buying new Gameboy Advance games, funding things on Kickstarter and getting them 6 years later, slowing down on buying furniture, a hatred of throw pillows, driving straight through Ohio, boy kibble, recalling Gen Z, the perfect crypto crime, what to do when your skin turns blue, cheating at a camel pageant, the dancing plague of yore, the adventures of Racquel the plain camel, and a story of a woman stealing crypto.

The first special episode! I wonder what it could be?

The one where the lads talk about getting new furniture, lament about only Gen 1 Pokémon in PoGo, trying new protein bars, Americans having too much protein, what to do with old furniture, hanging out with your coworkers, the rhino from Ace Ventura 2 available for purchase, setting a Guinness world record for the most amount of teeth, calling a government line and NOT getting Spanish, trying to steal a flamingo, the Kentucky Meat Shower, an art house film with anthropomorphic animals, and a wild Vegas Adventure. 

The one where the lads talk about new drugs, Pokémon Day, training your cats, bidoof's special power, late-night leg cramps, winning Trivia again, seeing Christopher Titus, a Florida man destroying a Chinese Restaurant with a shovel for reasons, faking transforming into a snake to escape an arranged marriage, a bizarre ending to a soccer match, the epic film "Kung Fury," a theory about ninjas, a poorly animated film about a time traveling seagull that has angered God, and the Swedish Chef is actually a ninja.

The one where the lads talk about eating at novelty restaurants, what Pokémon would wegovy be, eating weird food, why Bryan hates cooking competition shows, UPS drivers running from turkeys, getting fined for intentionally hurting a goose, not following the GPS, smart underwear for fart science, stealing an ambulance while naked, Qwaser of Stigmata, driving for Nozama and time paradoxes, and Werner Herzog narrating a man's life. 

The one where the lads talk about never betting against your heart, going to sample beers, learning what a sloop is, Epstein conspiracy theories, the miracle existence of porcupines, getting your toupee punched off, why you should never care about golf, spontaneous fire juggling, committing murder and then doing your taxes, naked mole rat facts, a tax assassin and Clive the naked mole rat man.

The one where the lads talk about short work weeks, eating trash, being pleasantly surprised by movies, what if the Super Bowl was based on a vote, monkey tail beards, a crazy Door Dash, hanging out with the neighbors, throwing porkchops, having sex with vacuums, SPAM going to war, a tragic tale of a can of SPAM enlisting in the army, and can you really find love with a vacuum cleaner?