Untitled: With Bryan and Craig

Proceed with Caution: Toilets Aren't for Cuddling

The one where the lads talk about the Best chicken and waffles, re doing dryer venting, diabeetus, quarter horse children, geese riding goats into battle, getting hit on a bike and rude finger gestures ensue, eating Bigfoot meat, en vogue cannibalism, the birth place of Abe Lincoln, the Golden Girls Spin off, the French Matrix, the show curse, writing checks, a hiker dressed as an ice cream cone, taking selfies with your hijacker, getting hit with too ripe tomatoes, Golden Boy, toilet mech suits, Tubi films, a true Golden Girls sequel, French doesn't exist (like Michigan) and the true birth place of Abe Lincoln.

Poop 'em if you got 'em

The one where the lads discuss Excel Saga, orange sharks, being stymied in the attempt to go to trivia, rescuing geese, the technology of eye dilation, and really good Kermit impressions. 

Suspending Suspenders & The New York Sea Snakes

The one where the lads discuss time travel slides, going for a swim, time travel slides, New York Sea Snakes, getting stuck in a children's slide and more.
Warning: Light discussion of suicide. There's always help available. https://988lifeline.org/ 

The Battle for Balance

The one where the lads discuss birthdays, the fair, terrible names, rabbits with Cthulu growths, bringing your office to Starbucks, and actual crocodile shoes.

Defend your Otter or, Otter Among Thieves

The one where the lads discuss the ethical complexities of human breast milk farms, awful WNBA trends, a slap fighting video game, foreskins being a human right, forgetting you vial of ketamine, and whatever the heck Grimace is.

The Pollution Solution: A raccoon Navy...WITH swords!

The one where the lads discuss solving the pollution problem, supporting the Waltons, A full-on Brawl in Chuck E. Cheese, chicken 'n' waffles pizza, a f***ed up little man, and whether or not golf is a sport (it isn't)

The tragedy of Charles Entertainment Cheese

The one where the lads discuss Italian Festivals, being afraid of your own recording, teddy bears with "human skin," scummy capitalism, Chuck E. Cheese getting arrested, No More Heroes, didgeridudes, and the Saturday Morning Recording. 

The Hunt for the Green Pigeon

The one where the lads talk about visiting friends, taking an annuity over a lump sum if you win the lottery, sports, a mistaken call to rescue a body, finding a green pigeon in the UK and "Shark Side of the Moon."

Squirrel Impact

The one where the lads talk about festivals, naked bowling, squirrels surviving terminal impact, and a new religion of chaos/order Muppets. 

Only Criminals Peel Chicken Nuggets

The one where the lads talk about going to minor league baseball, My Neighbor Totoro, Craig recounts a terrifying moment, peeled chicken nuggets, biting a snake in a fit of hubris, and mint chocolate broccoli pineapple pizza.