Untitled: With Bryan and Craig

Two friends creating movie pitches using an overly complicated, strict and arbitrary system that they created out of thin air.

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The one where the lads talk about getting new furniture, lament about only Gen 1 Pokémon in PoGo, trying new protein bars, Americans having too much protein, what to do with old furniture, hanging out with your coworkers, the rhino from Ace Ventura 2 available for purchase, setting a Guinness world record for the most amount of teeth, calling a government line and NOT getting Spanish, trying to steal a flamingo, the Kentucky Meat Shower, an art house film with anthropomorphic animals, and a wild Vegas Adventure. 

Sunday Mar 22, 2026

The one where the lads talk about new drugs, Pokémon Day, training your cats, bidoof's special power, late-night leg cramps, winning Trivia again, seeing Christopher Titus, a Florida man destroying a Chinese Restaurant with a shovel for reasons, faking transforming into a snake to escape an arranged marriage, a bizarre ending to a soccer match, the epic film "Kung Fury," a theory about ninjas, a poorly animated film about a time traveling seagull that has angered God, and the Swedish Chef is actually a ninja.

Boy Milk and Boomerangs

Sunday Mar 15, 2026

Sunday Mar 15, 2026

The one where the lads talk about eating at novelty restaurants, what Pokémon would wegovy be, eating weird food, why Bryan hates cooking competition shows, UPS drivers running from turkeys, getting fined for intentionally hurting a goose, not following the GPS, smart underwear for fart science, stealing an ambulance while naked, Qwaser of Stigmata, driving for Nozama and time paradoxes, and Werner Herzog narrating a man's life. 

Sunday Mar 08, 2026

The one where the lads talk about never betting against your heart, going to sample beers, learning what a sloop is, Epstein conspiracy theories, the miracle existence of porcupines, getting your toupee punched off, why you should never care about golf, spontaneous fire juggling, committing murder and then doing your taxes, naked mole rat facts, a tax assassin and Clive the naked mole rat man.

Spam Goes to War

Monday Mar 02, 2026

Monday Mar 02, 2026

The one where the lads talk about short work weeks, eating trash, being pleasantly surprised by movies, what if the Super Bowl was based on a vote, monkey tail beards, a crazy Door Dash, hanging out with the neighbors, throwing porkchops, having sex with vacuums, SPAM going to war, a tragic tale of a can of SPAM enlisting in the army, and can you really find love with a vacuum cleaner?

Sunday Feb 22, 2026

The one where the lads talk about different types of pizza, visiting friends, going to Pallet Town, favorite sports jerseys, expired medicine, Craig's DJ name, opening up a true crime themed restaurant, Craig eating girl dinners, missing your court appearance, bizarre weapons, raging of AI art, the Alaska triangle, reverse conspiracy theories, needing to visit your spiritual advisor, and a bizarre Celine Dion biopic.

Sunday Feb 15, 2026

The one where the lads talk about the Bills/Broncos game and a wager, Horse Girl anime and Broncos connection, watching Rental Family, another commercial, selling feet pics, more of the Altadena bear saga, eating brown bears, monkeys and goats in St. Louis, a waymo gone rogue, Umamusume Pretty Derby, monkeys going to see a Broncos game, horse boys, and Q-Tip influencers.

The Day the Sky Turned Pink

Sunday Feb 08, 2026

Sunday Feb 08, 2026

The one where the lads talk about getting butt rot, new Game Boy games, an opossum cult, how to pronounce jaguar, a busy week for Craig, a murderous Uber driver, an Altadena bear update, the sky turning pink, a real life person with 6-7 disease, sheep taking over a supermarket, haunted Buffalo, a bear doing DoorDash, and pink skies causing mass hysteria. 

My Little Mummy

Sunday Feb 01, 2026

Sunday Feb 01, 2026

The one where the lads talk about the goose revolution, Craig buying a real microphone, Highmark Stadium Beer, Hallmark brewing some beer, living in the 90's, the newest Avatar movie, Shark Side of the Moon again, the King of Denver, a non-existent fireworks show, stealing and selling bodies and parts, another cure for covid, AI hallucinations, the shape of Wisconsin, Connecticut not existing, the evils of Heber City, eating mummies, 90's mummy cartoons, early 80's movies, Rashomon but with mummies and body part salespeople, and a YouTuber enjoying Mummia.

5028 Bears Later

Sunday Jan 25, 2026

Sunday Jan 25, 2026

The one where the lads talk about whether or not Craig actually has a family, fire breathing geese, putting the fuego on Latin words, Voltron but with people and cats and centipedes, old timey taverns, which president gesticulated the most, people doing fun runs on holidays, Stranger Things season 5, whether or not Swedish Chef is problematic, presidential conspiracy theories, confusing Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin, kicking a bear out with hints of caramel and cherry, StubHub making an error with a Christian spiritual spectacular, strange signage, the Tunguska event, removing so many bears, and a bear scientist.

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